the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up
or skin them and wear their face as a hat
was voldemort a virgin
Imagine being the chick to do the frick frack with the Dark Lord Voldy.
TUMBLR DOT COM: WHERE WE CAN DISCUSS HAVING SEX WITH VOLDEMORT BUT WE CAN’T ACTUALLY SAY THE WORD SEX
doing the do with you know who
I’M SO FUCKING DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE
he who must not be laid
OH MY FUCKING GOD OH MY GOD OH MY- I AM CURRENTLY SHITTING ENOUGH BRICKS TO BUILD ANOTHER FUCKING ASGARD ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
YOU GUYS OMG
RAGNAROK!!! IN THE LEGENDS THOR, LOKI, ODIN EVERYBODY DIES AS THE FIRE GIANTS AND FROST GIANTS FIGHT IN AN EPIC BATTLE THAT WILL DROWN THE NINE REALMS AND THEN NEW WILL RISE FROM THE SEA AND FEW GODS WILL HAVE SURVIVED
Thought you ought to know
oh for fUCKS SAKE SUPERNATURAL
You see this bitch? This is the fucking Audi A9 Concept vehicle.
It is the most beastly motherfucker to light up my Tumblr page.
The thing has engines in it’s wheels.
IN THE MOTHERFUCKING WHEELS.
See that futuristic design? Makes Acura designs look so 2010.
Oh? Where’s the windshield? It’s fully integrated into the roof using nano technology.
That means the bitch repairs itself.
Oh and that badass window and windshields?
It can change from solid like that to clear when you drive.
White isn’t a very sporty color? NO WORRIES. This beast can change it’s motherfucking color to whatever you fucking want.
THIS BITCH SHOULD GET IN MY GARAGE.
why don’t they hire tumblr bloggers to do the commercials i will never know
I hate driving but hot damn I would live in that car